Spending Less 101

5 Ways To Save Money on Advertising

Here are 5 sure fire ways to save money on advertising:

1. Hire your kid’s bad friends to go to the mall with a permanent marker and write your web address on every car in the parking lot, then claim innocence when the police come to your house.
2. (improvement on #1) Hire your kid’s bad friends to put bumper stickers that display your web address on all of the cars in the mall parking lot. This way, the people that don’t discover it right away will be doing even more advertising for you while they are driving around.
3. When NASA finally discovers the asteroid that is going to hit Earth (they might have already found it) and they release the information to the public, purchase the advertising rights from NASA so every time the rock is shown on TV, your web address will be plastered across the middle of it on the screen.
4. Make up an ad flyer that looks like McDonald’s advertising and leave a bunch of them on every table at your local McDonald’s.
5. Hire your friends to talk your site up. Pay them in beer and pizza.

Make sure and let me know how these things go.

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